Offensive Crayons: P*rn Pack - Warning - Not Work Safe
We cannot emphasise enough just how rude these crayons are. If you thought about the most offensive crayons you've ever seen, multiply that by at least 69 and you're not even close. What's that? You've never seen any offensive crayons; well now you have.
Colours include "I think I'm going to... cream" and "just the tip teal".