Doomed Embroidered Black Beanie

If you’ve ever woken up, looked at the weather forecast, and thought, "Well, that’s us finished then," this hat is for you. It’s the perfect accessory for anyone who embraces the classic Northern outlook that everything is probably going to go wrong, so you might as well look decent while it happens.

It’s a black beanie with "DOOMED" embroidered in grey right on the front, just so there’s no confusion for anyone walking towards you. Ideal for hiding a bad hair day or for keeping your brain warm while you contemplate the inevitable heat death of the universe (or just the fact that it’s started raining again).

Doomed Embroidered Beanie

• Expressive Design: Features grey grunge-style embroidery on a black background. It’s subtle enough to wear anywhere, but blunt enough to get the point across.

• Keep Your Head On: Made from stretchy acrylic that actually stays on your head and doesn’t itch like your nan’s hand-knitted specials.

• British Weather Ready: Perfect for those "bitterly cold" days when the wind is coming off the North Sea and you’ve forgotten what feeling in your ears is like.

• Homegrown Gloom: Designed and embroidered right here in the UK.

It’s comfy, it’s moody, and it’s a lot more honest than those hats that say "Sunshine" or "Positive Vibes." Wear it with pride—until the end comes, anyway.