Cute But Abusive Cats Vinyl Sticker Set

If you’ve ever looked at your cat and thought, "I know you’re judging me, you little sod," then these stickers are for you. It’s a set of four feline friends who aren't shy about saying exactly what’s on their mind—which, as it turns out, is mostly just creative insults.

Featuring a range of fluffy faces paired with some choice Northern vocabulary, these are perfect for sticking on your laptop, your water bottle, or perhaps your fridge to remind you why you're currently being shouted at for more Dreamies. They’re "cute," sure, but they’ve got a mouth on them like a docker.

The Nitty-Gritty:

• The Lineup: You’ve got a Ragdoll calling you a "twat," a Tabby calling you a "dickhead," and a few other choice phrases that’ll make your nan reach for the smelling salts.

• Built to Last: Made from vinyl, so they’re tough enough to survive most things—unlike your pride after being called a "gobshite" by a kitten.

• Size: About 10cm x 12.5cm for the pack. Big enough to be noticed, small enough to hide if the vicar comes round for a brew.

• Perfect for Gifting: Ideal for that mate who loves cats but also has a bit of a foul mouth.

Basically, it’s honest marketing. They look lovely, but they’re absolute menaces.