Steven Rhodes (Everybody Croaks) Dark Green T-Shirt

Because toxic positivity is exhausting and death comes for us all, why not deliver the news via a cheery vintage children's book illustration? The Steven Rhodes 'Everybody Croaks' T-Shirt takes that wholesome 70s activity-book nostalgia and gives it a proper grim, satirical twist.

Set against a solid dark green cotton base, the graphic shows a bunch of jolly frogs doing what they do best—reminding everyone within viewing distance of their impending mortality. It’s dry, it’s delightfully cynical, and it saves you having to make awkward small talk in the queue down the pub.

⭐ The Graphic: Official Steven Rhodes artwork featuring retro 70s-style children’s book illustration with the charmingly morbid tagline "Everybody Croaks".

⭐ The Colour: Rich, dark forest green that pairs proper well with black denim, combat boots, or your usual lazy weekend joggers.

⭐ The Fit: Classic regular-fit unisex tee with a ribbed crew neck and short sleeves. Available from Size Small up to 2XL.

⭐ Quality Print: Official Pyramid International merch, featuring a durable screen print crafted right here in the UK that won’t peel off after three washes.

⭐ Everyday Wardrobe Staple: Soft, breathable, and cynical enough to get an appreciative nod from fellow misanthropes.

Stick it on, grab a pint, and remind the world that nothing really matters.